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I am back! Huzzah. Now listen close, for I am interesting.

Here is my February daily_deviant post at Insanejournal:

Title: "The Honeymooners"
Artist: blue_onion
Media: Wacom tablet, Opencanvas, Photoshop
Characters: Bill/?
Rating: PG-13/Soft R. Sort of NWS.
Warnings: Impending bestiality? Or not? You decide. And a little peek of man-butt.
Themes/kinks chosen: Mock Marriage.
Artist's notes: So here's the background story. In a wizarding tradition similar to that of Hinduism, the Weasleys decide to consult a Divinations expert in regards to fortune of Bill and Fleur prior to their wedding. To their horror, the fortune teller predicts that Bill's first wife will die within the first month of marriage. Thus, once again in the style of some rural South Indian villages, it is decided that Bill will marry an 'alternative bride', divorce her, and then marry Fleur so that the other bride will die instead of her. But some arcane wizarding law pops up, as it often does it in fanfiction, and it is discovered that even a mock marriage must be consummated to be considered legal.

Heh. Heh. Heh.


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In other news, have any of you heard of a man named Fela Kuti? He's kind of like the Nigerian triad love child of James Brown, Malcolm X, and Hugh Hefner. I discovered his music last week and it is phenomenal. It's called Afrobeat, and it's this amazing blend of jazz and West African Highlife. Kuti was a human rights activist who was educated in London but sang chiefly in pidgin English to reach out to more Africans. He was deeply hated by the Nigerian government, was a total misogynist who had over 20 wives, once accused Paul McCartney (to his face) of "trying the steal the black man's music", and would never perform a song live again after it was recorded, no matter how much he was begged. Check him out.

This is my November post from daily_deviant at insanejournal.

Title: "Feast"
Artist: blue_onion
Media: Wacom tablet, Opencanvas, Photoshop
Characters: Draco/Fenrir
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: It's funny when you have to warn for a lack of porn. Sorry, it's more creepy than erotic. Oh, and imending non-con and violence.
Themes/kinks chosen: "Draco is bitten by Fenrir as punishment from Voldemort for not killing Dumbledore."
Artist's notes: I'm not sure if I missed any sort of clause in the community rules requiring explicit pornography, and if that's the case, I apologize. I was kind of more interested in the horrific buildup before the actual bite, like watching a predator play with its food. In this case, literally.

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In other news, I just came back from the hospital after having my appendix removed. My roommate took me to the hospital but had to go to work after waiting with me for an hour. The worst part was going into the surgery itself alone. Happily, my mom and some relatives drove 5 hours to come and see me and took care of me last night. I am now headed for a painkiller induced nap.

Hooray! This is a repost of my daily_deviant post over at insanejournal.

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Pairing: Ron/Tonks
Rated NC-17 - Not Worksafe (Nudity, Het sex, Blindfold, Pegging)

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Anyway, today during one of my drawing classes, the reason why I truly love being an art student really hit home for me during the following exchange:

David: You know, whenever I'm drawing some sort of scene with two or more characters I've created, I'll start hearing rhetorical conversations between them in my head. Then I'll start making the imaginary facial expressions my imaginary characters will make during their imaginary conversation. Is that weird?
Me: Oh my god, I do that too!
Ryan: Oh my god, I do that too!
Mandy: Oh my god, I do that too!
Ashley: Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP. I have such a fucking hangover.

In what other classes will you experience such a camaraderie with your fellow weirdos?

Title: "Teamwork"
Pairing: Harry/Colin Creevey/Romilda Vane
Rating: Hard R, NWS
Summary: Harry's two craziest fans team up and ambush him in the elevator/lift on his way to work at the Ministry.
Kinks/Warnings: Dub con, threesome, light bondage, clothed erection, boygroping, sweat

( Time for smut! )